![]() One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child.Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum - a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well. ![]() ![]() Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such. The big red button marked " Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary.After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No." When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him.I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.The same applies to the object which is my one weakness. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity.Shooting is not too good for my enemies.My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.It is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached. You enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996- 1997 by Peter Anspach.
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